thedailywhat:

It’s Caturday!

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It’s probably a good thing I don’t care about followers, because I’m probably only going to have about five after this post. I don’t like animals. Some of them are pretty to look at, but I will never have pets. If for some reason I ever had a cat, and I found it on my baby like in the photo above, it would be a dead cat. Okay, so I wouldn’t kill it. I’m not into animal cruelty, but I’d take it to a shelter asap. Yeah, I realize the cat’s not hurting the baby, he’s being sweet and blah blah blah. It doesn’t matter. I’ve never been an animal person. I never wanted pets growing up, and the pets we did have were always outdoor and I never liked them. Cats make me sneeze. I hate that they shed everywhere and scratch up your furniture. Dogs drool everywhere, they smell bad, they’re loud, they rub their butts on everything, I just don’t like them. As soon as an animal peed or pooped in my house… I would get rid of them in a heart beat. Oh, and don’t even get me started on crazy pet owners who treat their pets like children.

It’s also really irritating how it’s almost a crime to say that you don’t like animals. People get so offended about it. I think it’s kind of crazy how there are people starving, while pet owners spend thousands of dollars on food, vet visits, and everything else they think their pet needs. Animals are not people. I don’t care how much personality you say your dog has.

So if you are an animal lover, more power to you; someone in this world has to make up for my lack thereof.

(Source: thedailywhat)